Paid Deal Desk Sprint

Deal Desk for one live SMB acquisition.

Turn a listing, CIM, broker packet, P&L, add-back schedule, customer data, or broker email into a source-labeled pre-LOI decision packet before the next broker call, IOI, LOI, lender conversation, or pass/pursue call.

One-time payment

$199

once, no subscription

Capacity

one active deal

Quality-gated Acquisition Memo
SDE/add-back pressure test and arithmetic checks
Ranked red flags and broker-question email
Private upload page after payment
Stripe Checkoutno confidential packet in Checkoutreceipt by email

Before you pay

Card is charged once through Stripe Checkout; no subscription.
Confidential files are uploaded only after payment through the private order page.
Do not paste CIMs, bank logins, SSNs, tax IDs, or customer/employee PII into Checkout.
Automated systems process the packet; quality gates catch many issues, not all.
48-hour clock starts when usable materials arrive; refund applies if that delivery window is missed.
PrivacyTermsSample
Source labels separate uploaded facts, derived checks, public leads, and unknowns.
SDE, add-backs, concentration, AR, debt-service pressure, and price logic are tested.
Delivery ends with the broker-question email to send next.
Automated verification gates block delivery until the quality gate passes.

48-hour sprint

Clock starts after usable materials arrive.

Source packet first

Private uploaded facts are not merged with public-source leads.

No fake certainty

Thin evidence becomes diligence questions, not confidence theater.

Stripe once

One-time Checkout payment; no subscription or auto-renewal.

After payment

The buyer flow is designed to avoid bad fulfillment.

Checkout captures non-confidential context. Confidential materials move through a private post-payment upload page so the system can build a source packet before the memo is drafted.

01

Pay through Stripe

Card is charged once. No confidential CIM or packet text belongs in Checkout.

02

Upload privately

Use the private status page for CIMs, P&Ls, add-back schedules, customer data, and broker packets.

03

Receive the packet

The delivery includes memo, red flags, arithmetic checks, Evidence Ledger, limitations, and broker email.

What to send

Messy materials are fine. Unusable materials are not.

The sprint is strongest when the packet includes enough seller claims to test. If materials are thin, the output becomes a sharper ask-more packet rather than a false yes/no answer.

Good inputs

Listing URL, CIM, teaser, broker packet, broker email, or buyer notes.
Asking price, revenue, SDE/EBITDA, add-backs, owner role, AR, customer concentration, or lease notes.
Your next decision: broker call, IOI, LOI, lender discussion, investor update, or pass/pursue call.
Deadline, meeting time, buyer criteria, or hard-pass rules if they matter.

Do not send

Bank logins, SSNs, tax IDs, payroll credentials, or payment-card data.
Full customer names, employee personal data, or anything your NDA does not authorize you to share.
A request for legal, tax, accounting, lending, valuation, investment, or Quality of Earnings advice.
A multi-target market scan; this paid sprint is for one active deal.

Confidentiality

The sprint is private, narrow, and evidence-labeled.

Anonymized materials are acceptable when the numbers and deal facts stay readable. Public source cards can support market or reputation diligence leads, but they are not treated as proof of seller revenue, SDE, ownership, legal status, or lender approval.

Private packet boundary

Uploaded materials stay out of public examples. Delivery proof is source-fingerprinted without exposing confidential rows.

No professional-advice overclaim

Tearsheet is a pre-LOI AI deal quality check. It is not legal, tax, accounting, lending, valuation, investment, or Quality of Earnings advice.

Source-labeled output

Uploaded facts, derived math, public leads, benchmarks, and unknowns are labeled before the final memo.

48-hour clock

The delivery window starts after usable materials arrive. If the delivery window is missed, the sprint fee is refunded.

What makes it worth $199

One delivery artifact, built for the next buyer action.

The job is not a polished generic memo. It is a clear read on what must be true, what is unsupported, what changes the price, and what to ask the broker next.

Read the composite sample

Triage view

D1U1

Pursue, pause, or ask-more framing with the reason the decision is not clean yet.

Acquisition Memo

E1E2P1

Pre-LOI memo with explicit limitations and source-status labels.

5-7 ranked red flags

E4U2

Risks ranked by what could change price, financing, or whether the deal stays alive.

SDE/Add-back pressure test

E2D1

Reported SDE is challenged against owner replacement, unsupported add-backs, and table-native checks.

Arithmetic checks

D2D3

Visible math is recomputed; wrong multiples, adjusted SDE, debt-service coverage, and price-bracket issues fail the gate.

Broker-question email

U1U3

A copy-ready email tied to the facts that would change the next call or IOI.

Ready when the deal is real

If the next broker email matters, run the packet before the call.

Best fit: one active SMB target with written materials and an upcoming decision. Not a fit: legal, tax, accounting, lending, valuation, investment, Quality of Earnings, or multi-target diligence work.

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